who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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