I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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