butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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