what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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