the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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