I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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