do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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