And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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