So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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