IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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