you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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