Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
