evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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