so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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