Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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