you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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