I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
