My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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