i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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