Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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