I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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