My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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