i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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