i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
