Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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