Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
are you so shy because you have an std?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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