so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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