yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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