Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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