Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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