I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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