Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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