Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he was CRYING into my vagina
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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