Christians are straight up FREAKS
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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