My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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