Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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