all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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