Do vagina's smell?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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