I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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