this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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