If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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