You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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