hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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