Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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