I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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