So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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