PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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