What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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