Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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