what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize