I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
id be glad to
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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