i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just found puke in my bra..
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize