So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
People with herpes should wear stickers.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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