so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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