saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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